I’m sitting next to a mouse right now. It has black wavy hair and is always on its phone.

How is it that I can’t read ! Why I think it’s the path I have to choose No don’t going after a polish man you’re hearing that from a polish man Men are so smelly And be like ok Yea pout I do not care post about it on your Instagram!

So you wake up in a horse drawn carriage, about to be executed. What part with that word, yes ty follows me. Yes still. She literally is putting in the tweet yes ty follows me. Hello?

Emz Yes dear

Was I dreaming or was I I haven’t heard from Kevin in a while He is two feet away and he is silent as an earthworm. Is he real? Maybe not………

Emz gave me a necklace from Ireland with a real shamrock in it. I just found out after two years that it was fake. It lost its leprechaun magic.

I think my guitar is my my girlfriend

‘the rest’ EP out Fri, Oct 13th. available to pre-order on limited edition yellow 10” vinyl, CD, as well as pre-save now: boygenius.lnk.to/therest Tracklist Side A 1. Black Hole 2. ****** ** ******* Side B 3. ******* 4. ***** Cover photo by Matt Grub

Live tweeting a breakup rn

I love Irish women (Emz Claire Staunton) I hate everyone else </3

I want to be a man with long hair so bad.

I’m gonna scream and cream Ben Platt

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Hey emz😘 e=mz^2

“I have created the perfect tweet”

Let go of the ego please⭐️@comealongwithmeandthebutterlfies and bees

I can’t believe that shamrock wasn’t real :(