Summer Volleyball league experience brings back wonderful memories of feeling young, incompetent, and uncool.

In my costume fitting today wardrobe and I agreed both that “cableknit is never my friend“ and also that the blouse I was trying on was “dirndl adjacent” and I’ve never felt more seen.

I told my husband that I can’t devote more level of inquiry into his digestion than I will into missing people… I guess I’m saying… True crime first? Marriage second?

My eye doctor has the bedside manner of a state school fraternity brother, but at least now I know that I "crushed" my farsighted exam but I have to say "what's up" to reading glasses.

Tell me you have a degree in acting without telling me you have a degree in acting; I bring up Patsy Rodenburg at most cocktail parties.

My cleaning lady and I are having a glass of wine and talking about how we love ion television. Happy Holidays!

Don’t know if it’s normal to start out your day thinking things like “the older you are the more expensive the jewelry have to be… Unless you live in New Mexico and all bets are off…”But anyway that’s my brain.

I think there’s an age where it’s OK to not know who anyone is at the Grammys anymore. Like a new level of a video game where pillow fill satisfaction is thrilling.

Casually coining a phrase in an nyc bar but… resting Jon Hamm face

Today, Palm Springs thrift store, me: “How dare you try to unload your secondhand Jessica Simpson on me”…to myself, out loud.

Anyone else have their childhood wounds activated by surly postal workers? I will win you over, Sherrie if it’s the last thing I do.

No one told me that marriage was really just a constant conservation about each other’s digestive systems…but here we are.

I’m not sure what the designers were going for, but the inside of a Kohl’s department store can only be described as “libido crushing“

During a costume fitting today, I finally declared “let the tits fall where they may”. Buddha, I’m coming for you.

if you can’t handle me walking you through the devastating truth of Aimee Man’s lyrics, you don’t deserve me at my best.

Tonight I told my dog to “be a gentleman, Jesus Christ“… And I realized I had hit the heights of anthropomorphism 💯

I need to go to the gym more often. I’m woefully behind on cable infomercials. Marla Maples selling…home fragrances? Count me f*ing in,

FeFF | DAY FOUR Sat. July 29 • 3:30-5:30PM Hot Docs Cinema EXCAVATING TRUTHS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - INTERNATIONAL SHORTS CONT. ESMERELDA, dir. Jennifer Greco FIRST KISS, dir. Marika Engelhardt Marika Engelhardt 🎟️ -> hotdocs.ca/whats-on/films… #FeFF2023

Seriously though, what did Bon Bons do to earn their frivolous mantle??

Sometimes a band name appears when you least expect it. Tonight, cooking, produced "Taco night rookie"