my man picking me up after a night out drinking with my girls

Basically called him a porch monkey

Lansing, Michigan, police apologized after officers handcuffed a 12-year-old-boy while he was taking out the trash. Police say he matched the description of a suspected car thief in the area.

& now for my next trick ..

I wasn’t gonna watch that shit anyway

I quit

Just because I’m good at keeping the peace, doesn’t mean I’m not good at waging war.

They stole his entire life. THEY STOLE HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!! Do you understand this?!?

When you're waiting for him to come back with a towel 😭😭😭

Need this shirt in every color

I fucking hate Twitter

The streets were flooded with wine in Levira, Portugal after a distillery’s tanks burst 👀 x.com/AweInspireMe/s…

Would be down the street with a floatie and straw

Me rn

this is how much I love flowers and yes I want them all the time.

Stood on business now he layin on his back, pussy

Me posting about peace, love & light after cussing somebody tf out:

Shout out to my girls getting into arguments with their dude about Valentine’s Day. Run bitch.