twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

this isn't a struggle meal this is a childhood delicacy

conrad when he changed his flight to paris

when that trump supporter assassinated Melissa Hortman in her home 3 months ago it was crickets but now ur all outraged???? crazy

I also think it’s interesting to now see all of these people on my tl that have never spoken out about anything - be so disgusted - where have you been during the documented genocide of Palestinian children on our screens????

Two months ago a Democratic lawmaker, her husband and their dog was murdered in their home and there was no moment of prayer in Congress, no lowering of flags, a Republican senator openly mocked their death and other Republicans just ignored it.....

he's rly him

TWO AND 0.

what do you mean KEITH left HER

everything is more expensive & the president is a pedophile

i'm glad the creature forgave him, because it was important for him to move on, but it's not important to me, so i didn't forgive victor. fuck you, victor.

never getting over how beautiful this scene is, like a painting coming to life

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“She would have loved you…..like I love you” #heatedrivalry

how i’m feeling post-cottage

Can’t watch missed kicks cause I’m an empath

Kings, when shopping for perfumes, make sure it is eau de parfum, not eau de toilette.

ok now … why did he bring out Lady Gaga? I saw that bet going around & said “why tf would lady gaga perform” whole time it was insider trading 🫩🤣