The waiting around part is awesome.

I had a bad dream that the Hero of Ferelden made me have sex with Morrigan to have a demon child in an evil blood magic ritual. No more Gorgonzola and sweets before bed for me.

Why is it that Thedas can never stay at peace for more than a couple of years? It makes being king more complicated.

Maker's Breath, what have I done to my life?

Your weekly reminder that swooping is bad. Don't do it. No no.

This is Morrigan's fault, I know it.

I tried something called cream cheese the other day. It was bloody fantastic.

Hiding from work.

Oh, lovely.... She's watching me.

I killed my father. Out of mercy, not malice. King Maric deserved better than life as an invalid.

Cheese

//Someone should make an Arl Teagan Guerrin. He needs to happen.

The Cold King Read: tl.gd/n_1sp6nrs

"Come on! You can give me a little exposure! Won't you retweet? ...I'll even buy you a noodle cup." #DetailedAsYouAre #NewToVerse

I never asked to bear this crown. I never asked to be in a loveless marriage to my brother's widow. What I chose is to be a Grey Warden.

#SeductiveSunday (Art by Risel) img.ly/DXqp

Just so you don't forget. Swooping. Bad. Don't do it.

The waiting around part is awesome. So awesome I’ve been waiting for my writer to do something with me for over a year.

Three things that scare me more than anything. 1) Sex with Morrigan 2) Someone eating all my cheese 3) Going bald