I just wanna rent a cabin with a hot tub for like four days in the mountains with wine and great views

I’ve done it now it’s too bleedin late. What are they gonna do? What’s gonna happen? Going to shoot me, I doubt it. They’d have to catch me first I’m like a whippet.

“your oder has been shipped” me:

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Your bf or gf doesn't have to look better than your ex to be an upgrade. If they make you happier than you were before, that's an upgrade

i’m a proud outfit repeater and i don’t care who knows it! yes i’m wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday! get over it! i’m a whore!

I miss just randomly walking into a restaurant or bar on a spontaneous one because all this booking stuff is long man😭😭😭

This is absolutely MENTAL!! why is this happening everywhere recently !!

PLEASE SHARE… heartbreaking watching this happen to my baby sister💔

for my non-polish mutuals, here's a little info about what is actually happening right now in my country

📍Union Street, Aberdeen.

not nearly enough people talk about how the emperors new groove is a perfect film

What the taco sees before I eat it