alcohol is now cheaper than gas.. drink, don’t drive my friends 🥂

Just found out that I’M the reason why I’m broke... Shocked and confused

my mom: maria, would you stop ordering stuff online already, you’re poor thanks mom

living in Canada: your item: 12$ shipping: 15$ EXCUSE ME?!

Don’t you love doing laundry? Like WOW I wore this once and it’s not even dirty but let’s clean it anyways and waste hours of my life. SO FUN

That mother fucking falcon by the hospital just tried to attack me and I’m seriously offended #cornwall

Ever get in that mood where you go get a dozen donuts, eat them all at once and then hate yourself cause same 🙃

So do all girls have a note in their phones with all of their possible future kid names on it?

break up with your girlfriend she’s cheating on you every Thursday in the projection room above the auditorium with Shane Oman

Hate me for saying it, but, I hate this kids generation watching stupid, useless shit on YouTube and being glued to screens. Get the fuck outside, read a book or pull out a board game, god damn.

I think there is something broken in our generation, there are so many sad eyes on happy faces.

I hate how pretty much all bathing suits now are thongs like i still have a father

It makes me deeply uncomfortable when people like their own picture on Instagram 😣

If you live in riverdale and aren’t excited for shortlines kool-aid slushies to come back in the summer, ur lame 🤷🏼‍♀️

how to tell if they’re gettin bad again: -sleepin to much or not at all -eatin to much or too little -being spaced out a lot -rambling or not talkin at all -losing track of time -pushing people away -avoiding eye contact -always bein shaky -sounding disinterested in everything