[bong rip] [exhale] lobsters made a deal with the devil for conditional immortality and it backfired on them. you cannot change my mind

archie: hey jughead, what's up? jughead: just thinking about how only 100 companies are responsible for 70% of the world's carbon emissions and that putting emphasis on individuals to reduce their carbon footprint lets the wealthy off the hook archie: what jughead: what

Yo yéndome de jupa otra vez por un mae que me va a patear y le voy a valer picha un mes después:

So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &... Y’all.. just look how cute this is

Mi mayor miedo es apretar feo y que nadie me lo diga

Acabo de encontrar el mejor video del 2019 😂

La clave para ser feliz es tratar todos los días de ser el chinamero kolbi de este gran chinamo llamado vida

Protect ur daughter?! No sir, just educate ur son. That’s it.

About consent: -Si dice que no es NO -Si está inconsciente es NO -Si dice que sí por presión pero no demuestra que sea verdaderamente un sí es NO -Si cambia de opinión es NO -Si muestra cualquier signo de incomodidad durante el acto es NO -Si se paraliza por miedo es NO

¿y si cambiamos esta sociedad hetero patriarcal que se basa en la dominación.. y la cambiamos por un sistema cooperativo y de consentimiento?

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

Good morning this quote still fucks

Daft Punk being a trend, but not for the reason we wanted is a whole new level of pain

Today is the only day you can retweet this

average 23 yo with loud back pain