I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

If your cat insists to sleep under the blankets with you on chilly nights - then your cat is a sphynx.

Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.

Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette~ Writing only leads to more writing.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. - Antoine De Saint-exup

The pillow on the bed belongs to the cat.

He that sits among reeds, cuts pipes when he pleases. - German Proverb

Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough

Albert Einstein~ I dont know what will be used in the next world war but the th will be fought with stones.

Johann von Goethe~ My poor head is in such a whirl my mind is all in bits.

He who is filled with love is filled with God himself. -Saint Augustine

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.

Marcus Aelius Aurelius~ Death hangs over thee While thou still live while thou may do good.

Make a bridge of silver for the flying enemy. - Spanish Proverb