Watching Amy Schumer's MVP award speech again & getting chills at how powerful her words feel to me. We can end gun violence. Let's do that.

Fuck London is depressing today

Always manage to catch the bus with a person brandishing a big vinegary sweaty bag of fish & chips after I'm done at the gym 😫 #gimmie

There is a big black dildo shaped hole in my life after finishing My Dad Wrote A Porno. So hilarious. Everyone go and listen. Book 2 now please!

When you look in the mirror & realise you've been chatting away to everyone for the best part of the afternoon with Soy Sauce on your face.

"Shall I just fuck with Nectar Card" - I think A Y has finally lost it.

Frubes tho

3rd time laughing out loud at the genius that is @samsimmonss. This time an excellent work in progress @ the ever fabulous The Invisible Dot

A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION AND A LITTLE MORE TOUCH MY BODY #tune

As a genuine lover of great, talented Dancehall and Soca artists, that new Reggie and Bollie track makes me want to cry.

Just tried to sign in to the gym with my online banking pin. Think I need a day off.

Genuinely thrilled by the prospect of a night in with my cats.

Yaaaaaas my commute has been missing you Belinda My Dad Wrote A Porno

Shared a smile with Louis Theroux this morning as we both waited for a red light on our bikes in West London. A wonderful start to the day!

If IKEA UK put me on hold and play Mamma Mia one more time...

I'm listening to Switchfoot - Dare You To Move and I'm having a bloody GREAT time.

Glass Animals record is like early Metronomy meets Devendra Banhart and it's what my dreams are made of.

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Hader Forever ❤️

@ollyofficial @ollyofficial did your heart skip skip skip a beat?