i hit a jill stein voter with my car when i left the polls

Do we think it’s too late for me to DoorDash a lobotomy?

huge upset for the Yankees tonight

I have it on good authority that the dodgers will win

eager to see whether tay swift shows up to watch the game

Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

imagining a liberal jan 6 that starts with a land acknowledgment

yet all our votes count equally

tonight is a double-dose-of-melatonin kinda night

*edit after latest projections* quadruple dose

While many are talking about losing hope or moving to other countries, Native people have survived under U.S. government leaders that wanted us dead since the very beginning. This is still Native land, and will always be Native land. We never had the luxury to stop fighting.

well guys, at least we can still celebrate the very last native american heritage month in the existence of this country? 💀

Jimmy Carter meeting with Trump to congratulate him

For the second consecutive year, Oklahoma had the nation's lowest voter turnout rate among all eligible voters. This year, 52.38% of eligible residents cast ballots, compared to 54.43% in 2020, according to Election Lab. election.lab.ufl.edu/2024-general-e…

Not to brag but my wife and I decided bringing kids into this world was a bad idea during Obama

Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts

. . . is this a joke?

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

not me crying in the grocery store because 📢 MALLOMARS HAVE ARRIVED TO OKLAHOMA

Last Will and Testament: I wish to be buried with a minimum of three (3) boxes of Mallomars