I have a love/hate relationship with any and all Facebook groups bc you ask one question on that platform and people commmme for you 💀

Bretman Rock is crazy bruh omfg a beast

Kept hearing a bang upstairs that was freaking me out and when I went to check…it was my stepdad playing wii

Just spent money again... when does it end

Only red flag about me is that i’m too good to be true

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

This that weather that had Bella cuddling another dude right in front of her old man.

R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)

you want me to find a husband? The person who is statistically most likely to murder me?

obsessed with writing things on a to do list that could be done in 30 seconds

that’s it? weekends over? monday tomorrow? i hate this life

The best baby age is when they say "baby" when they see another baby as though they themselves are not in fact also a baby.

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I love that part of my licensure requires a knowledge of logical fallacies bc….people really make no sense sometimes 😂

i spent ten minutes explaining the selena/hailey drama to my very ill bf and at the end of it he said "i thought hailey beiber was justin beiber's sister"

So has online chess taken over student laptops everywhere, or is this a local phenomenon?