I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you. If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

Baby i’m grown i like peppers, onions, & allat shit in my food😭

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

This girl on tiktok said “dont say that you the birthday shit to me” someone said “she heated she the candles” LMAOOOO

She aggravated, she the birthday trip to Miami

6 year old me trying not to move while watching TV so my mom wouldn't remember it's long past my bedtime:

when they're talking to me but I dissociated for a second and now I don't know what they're saying

hate having a bad bitch on follow back like sis i ain’t even see you fr

If SpongeBob didn’t do nun else, he took his lil yellow azz to work…😭💀

Kulture said, “Y’all playing I got this 😂😂.” She’s who Kim thought North would be😭

Menstruo há anos e até hoje não sei se coloco o absorvente mais pra baixo ou mais pra cima

Raise your hands if you agree that Apple Music and iCloud storage should be free for all iPhone users

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

staying on call with someone while you both do your own thing is very comforting.

Normalize carrying wipes, deodorant, perfume, and lip gloss in your bag. Be that girl. Stay fresh.

Cinco de Mayo fall on a taco Tuesday…How you say “bounce that ASS just like yo friend do” in Spanish ?

ROLLIE: what did I do to you? Summer: rollie… first of all i just wanna start off by saying you a FAT ASS BITCH 😂 #thezeusnetwork #BaddiesUSAReunion

when you've already calculated how many hours you're going to sleep, but you can't fall asleep and the number keeps dropping

If I send you this, You a PHAT azz Bytch 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭