Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

Jessie and i are out shopping together and when we went to check out, there was someone we went to high school with in front of us, so without saying anything, we made eye contact and walked to another lane

I’m not a rocket scientist but Orchard Trails buying expensive white vinyl fencing for a college campus is very stupid

I should not be allowed to drink wine and online shop

Me: *takes one cute picture of the kittens* My mom: you are so good!!! You can tell you have a marketing degree

It’s really rude that morning skinny doesn’t last all day

The number of times I catch myself laughing at my own jokes is kind of pathetic lmao but it's hard being the funniest person I know

I can look at a girl and automatically know which American Girl she had. Like, you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed by the Samantha energy that they give off?

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When you see Toby in a Super Bowl ad

It is currently 6:27pm and there is still light in the sky left, i feel the seasonal depression lifting

I need to spend money or i will pass out