I only have one problem with marijuana: that some people think it can be used in place of a personality. Like, we get it, you like being high. Now please, diversify your interests. There are literally so many things that can reduce how boring you are.

The McDonald's crispy chicken deluxe everyone. 20 minutes in the drive-thru and I get this solitary end of a tomato. Really "deluxe" there guys. You even almost got most of the lettuce on the sandwich.

The McDonald's crispy chicken deluxe everyone. 20 minutes in the drive-thru and I get this solitary end of a tomato. Really "deluxe" there guys. You even almost got most of the lettuce on the sandwich.

I feel like it's a missed opportunity that the world hasn't collectively decided to pronounce Spiro Agnew's name like "Spyro" so we can imagine a purple dragon as vice president.

Listen, until someone can definitively tell me that Hogwarts Legacy doesn't force the player to participate in slavery, please stop trying to get me to play it. There are a ton of reasons I'm cautious about the game, but like, that's a really low bar, and it's only step one.

Just picked up my Tolarian Community College Academic Deck Box from the post office. Just in time for #magicconminneapolis !

Been waiting for this episode since #MCMinneapolis ! Way to rep golgari Jordan Pridgen is probably the threat - much respect for standing by your full send. Glad I got my Carth signed by you. I shall play it with only the same integrity and self-sabotage that was on this episode. XD