After a lengthy deliberation, washington state officials determined that the hornets were imposters and jettisoned them out into space

Y’all Ancestry changed my life. On October 6th, which ended up being my bio mom’s birthday, my bio family found me and I got to talk to the woman who brought me into the world for the first time. Yesterday I got to meet her:

HOW IS THE ELECTION NOT OVER

Look, I love being lazy but Nevada please end this for us.

About time

This is all I can think about now Leslie Meets Joe Biden - Parks and Recreation youtu.be/rXNDKeVcwf4 via YouTube

Okay I was JUST trying to explain this to my kid who just asked to go to youth group

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that men are attractive.

Mourning the many deaths that happened in Harry Potter and wondering if GoT took a page out of HP.

A story about how Sirius, Ransom hotel, and the U.S. Marshals Service have been collaborating in Portland, Oregon:

Further update: We are sad to confirm that at least four of those killed in Thursday night's attacks are members of the Indianapolis Sikh community.

Since we are normalizing shit, let’s normalize the fact that sometimes we will encounter jealousy and feel insecure within our relationships. The response deserved is not “don’t be so jealous!” It’s “how can I help you feel secure?” Let’s normalize healthy relationships

My cat and dog are best friends 🥰😭😇

Today, in history: On July 2, 1777, Vermont was the first state to abolish slavery. On July 2, 1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 into law, preventing employment discrimination due to race, color, sex, religion or national origin.

To all of you who just got to celebrate your first non-binary day: I speak on behalf of all non binary folks when I say we are so happy for your home coming! Our family is becoming more and more complete everyday. #InternationalNonbinaryDay #NonBinaryDay

Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's

This is so true

This is exactly what happened

Yup

Hahah yes