Everything everywhere all at once is like if u told chat gpt to turn rick and morty into an Oscar winning film

Gf who doesn’t like to cook that much + bf who loves to cook very much = nice good for me the gf!!!!

Read it and weep! Yea that’s what I do when I’m reading a sad book

Taco & video of how to make an oven. Boy dinner ☺️

I had a dream that Blake Lively became a lawyer. She was known for being really bad at it. Everyone was like “Blake Lively is a terrible lawyer but she is just so nice that we don’t have the heart to tell her to stick to acting”

Ok I literally dreamt this last night. Except it was Blake Lively and she was really bad at it (being a lawyer)

Amelia Bedelia moment! a dog adoption ad said "his heart is as big as he is" and i was like "oh no what's wrong with his heart sounds like it's too big :(?"

Saying “I said what I said” after saying something pretty normal 😎😎😎

Are u this updated 2-bedroom unit ?because u are a cheerful delight 💗

Looks like we’re back to tucking our pj pants into our socks again tonight 😔

I made up a joke here it is: Which rodent is the biggest imitator? The COPYbara 🥰

Moving from a school into an office building means I get to be like “brrr it’s soo cold!” during the summer. Cuz schools don’t have any ac whereas office buildings have too much

Finally have my dream job (I have a coworker that comes stands in my office and talks to me for a little while sometimes)

When I say “life is good” do I mean life is going well or do I mean I like that type of cereal? Turns out both are true!!!!!!!

Kissing my boyfriend what’s next marriage? What’s next a baby carriage?

Nothing like a nice 1-day-old fish sandwich to calm the nerves before a big exam 😌

I belong in this city!

My ideal pillow is confident/knows themselves well. But also open to ideas