This is not a “gimmick” account. If loving Marge is a gimmick to you, I pray for your mortal soul

One time I got locked in the mall for 48 hours because I wanted to spend the night with the Marge standee at FYE

I feel the summer heat and I know that somewhere, Marge is in a bathing suit, with blue sunlight glimmering off of her hair as the water softens it, unraveling it from a beehive to a sprawling mane which envelopes her. 2 hours left on my shift at Gamestop

You can never rate limit my mind, where I think of Marge 400 times per hour

I’m developing a Marge-based video game but I’m realizing it may be haram

I want you all to know that behind this account, there’s a real person. I have feelings. I contain multitudes. I’m outside your house

I wear a glove on my left hand at all times to keep it soft for Marge

Person A: Barbie sucked! It was too woke Person B: What? It wasn’t woke enough! I bet you think Oppenheimer was good 🙄 Me: I walked out of each of them 15 minutes in when I realized Marge would not appear in the film

Is it back to school season already? Marge has some shopping to do! She deserves a richer life than this

If I could only have her, this is the life I would give to her

Sorry I’ve been away so long everyone! Won’t go into detail but let’s just say all charges have been dropped 🙂

There are many provocateurs such as these in the world. There is no need to burden yourself with rage against them. The enlightened see the pain that is their ignorance and pray for them.

I may be cash-poor but I’m Marge-rich

On the shore of a grey beach in Northern California, using a piece of driftwood to etch in the sand a poem to Marge. The words are sure enough blurred and eventually erased by the tides

Hello everyone. Today I released the first song under my new project called Mother Nite. I would be very happy if you listened and dropped a follow. Thank you 🙏

I think I saw Marge in the Ross parking lot earlier

Francine from American Dad — now she’s a class act

I think it’s no big deal that Lois Griffin is a chronic thief with no moral compass