for my birthday i wanna have a me themed party where everyone just comes dressed as different versions me

me, after 10 minutes of study, planning what outfit I will wear this weekend

one thing ima do is laugh😭

When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

🆘

one thing about me imma come to my senses! i just gotta lose my mind first 😂😂

YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight

Me in bed looking for more stuff to buy

Profile views don’t scare me, yeah I viewed your account and what 🧍🏽‍♀️

Him: u probably talk to hella guys Me:

Getting paid

*Me hearting all the pretty girls stories like I’m their man*

me reapplying my lipgloss every 10 minutes

Me: i need to save money Me: *gets money* Me:

me & the girls when one of us needs to use the bathroom

se eu não posso, eu não faço - Aristóteles

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