one thing you gotta know about me is if you ask me to internet stalk someone i will deliver

mail is cool because 99% of the time it’s like a J.c. penney catalogue for a previous tenant and 1% of the time it’s something you’ll go to jail for if you don’t look at

yeah no shit

as an adult, my most cherished friendships are those with a shared passion for canceling plans

me watching my sim "coincidentally" meet the sim I made specifically for them to fall in love with

Pop Base Time flies when your life’s falling apart😭

trump mugshot and pumpkin spice latte released tomorrow. an early autumn barbenheimer of sorts

some of you haven’t found out you’ve been cheated on my getting an STI three years into your relationship & it shows

How many times did you die trying to beat hatred before winning?

i didn’t say this ???

i love when she double texts me 😍

Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Edgar Allan Poe?

In 2011, an unemployed North Carolina man robbed a bank for $1 just so that he could be sent to jail to receive free medical health care.

do NOT buy a bidet from temu

nooooo 😭

Do you think little girls in France have Washington, DC themed bedrooms?