It's enough to make you want to go to sea... Àrçhie. Keññedy Horatio Hornblower

I'm not shouting *smiles*

*pinches her cheeks and goes in search of you again, encouraged by your #FF* Àrçhie. Keññedy

See off the imposter, son! They keep coming and we keep seeing them off! King Henry VII

Rumours of my death have been exaggerated. Probably a Yorkist Plot. *refuses to accept Death Day 29 June 1509*

*ears prick up* Someone is having a sensible conversation today. @LariTudor Cara Hughes

@LariTudor Cara Hughes *Holds head high* Absolutely nothing happened between us.

@LariTudor Cara Hughes *eyes cloud over* He was the father of my wonderful boy...but somewhat impatient. Don't all teenage girls remember

@LariTudor Cara Hughes their first love? *sighs* He cut such a heroic figure. I only wish I knew him better before fate took him from me..

Shoo, shoo..*waves you off the TL* Margareth Beaufort #imposteralert

Jasper! *searches for Jasper Tudor* Don't listen to her. She's not me. Margareth Beaufort

*Picks up skirts and sweeps away to seek King Henry VII * Put this one to work in the kitchens too Margareth Beaufort

Oh look there's that nice boy!

*Delays going to see King Henry VII instead pinches cheeks and goes in search of Àrçhie. Keññedy * I know he's around somewhere!

Coo..ee! *sweeps around from room to room* Àrçhie. Keññedy

*gleam in my eye* You little monkey ...pretending to play hard to get! I'm coming to get you! Àrçhie. Keññedy

Fee Fi Fo Fum... I smell the blood of an Englishman...and in full naval uniform. Àrçhie. Keññedy #allthenicegirlsloveasailor

*smiles proudly at King Henry VII ..the victor...* That's my boy!

Do you know I sometimes think it's easier fighting the Wars of Roses than dealing with nutters on Twitter!

*smothers my boy King Henry VII in birthday kisses* The day that nearly killed me ... January 28 1457