Me, every time I see another person who was terminally online on Twitter started posting on Threads:

The most cursed line of dialogue to ever exist in a MCU film.

Did the Stanley Cup take this picture?

We did it, Kearney 🏆

No Halloween. Just Khlav Kalash. Simpsons Trivia VAN

Gen AI in a game is a dealbreaker

What a joke. UPS Canada changed my package preferences to redirect to my old preferred pick-up location in Toronto and are charging my $70 dollars to send the package to where it should be.

I always forget my quick Halloween costume is Johnny Canuck.

A strangle too far

Profound sadness and disappointment.

.💉Mister FullVaxStax Justin💉 clearing out my work desk during covid

My life's philosophy distilled into a single quote

Well for starters, he's on a Halifax pier

Conflicted to express any desire to get something like this.