It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesda…

RIP to Lee Elia, the man whose legendary rant will always ride high and above every single mean tweet about the Cubs on this here hellsite. youtube.com/watch?v=XDNVhw…

new Maria Pappas fit just dropped in this excellent writeup of yesterday's Cook County Dems slating by A.D. Quig and Rick Pearson: chicagotribune.com/2025/07/17/coo…

🐟 @Phish's summer heat wave continued last night at the United Center in Chicago. Highlights included a rare "Hood" opener, the return of a long-lost cover and a jam-filled start to the second set. Watch, listen and read all about it ... 👇 jambase.com/article/phish-…

JOHN OLIVER: “[Minor League Baseball] is one of the great things that America has.” 🫡

This was fun

I’m shocked this happened in a sport in which home run odds are posted every inning on live broadcasts

Mt Rushmore Cub. RIP.

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Hot-dog-guy-Eric-Andre-who-killed-Hannibal-meme-dot-com

Our Saturday attire, for Sandberg.

Still one of my favorite weird tweet genres: A franchise sending a player a "we love you/best wishes" tweet after it just traded that player.

so much for the Kwan rumors... maybe he stays in CLE after all....

Shohei Ohtani's 1,000th MLB hit? A go-ahead home run to give himself a lead on the mound, of course 🤯

Amending this to add: - Blows the mind of two bearded middle-aged white men on their podcast.

Are you kidding me Brewers Devil Magick

Naf Naf Grill to fill former Public Square Taco Bell Cantina ebx.sh/rfIL5w

Speaking as an Alabama native, I, for one, think the #CrackerBarrel logo rebrand is perfect because it's now as bland and boring as the chain's food.