Marcus Chown(@marcuschown) 's Twitter Profileg
Marcus Chown

@marcuschown

Writer. Books include Breakthrough, The Ascent of Gravity, Infinity in the Palm of Your Hand, Quantum Theory Cannot Hurt You & Solar System for iPad

ID:38205414

linkhttp://www.marcuschown.com calendar_today06-05-2009 15:40:19

309,4K Tweets

51,7K Followers

886 Following

Follow People
Parody Rishi Sunak(@Parody_PM) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On day five of my triumphant election campaign, Tory MP Lucy Allan is backing the Reform candidate to replace her after the election. Even Tory MPs aren't voting Tory.

On day five of my triumphant election campaign, Tory MP Lucy Allan is backing the Reform candidate to replace her after the election. Even Tory MPs aren't voting Tory.
account_circle
BladeoftheSun(@BladeoftheS) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can't believe that lying rat Michael Gove dared to put we used Brexit to increase NHS funding by £350m a week in his resignation letter.

What a lying little ****.

I can't believe that lying rat Michael Gove dared to put we used Brexit to increase NHS funding by £350m a week in his resignation letter. What a lying little ****.
account_circle
Thomas Standfield(@TStandfield1789) 's Twitter Profile Photo

General Lord Dannatt, former chief of the general staff:
“Electoral opportunism...The costs of this would be considerable in terms of trainers and infrastructure. This task cannot just be imposed on the armed forces.'
Rishi Sunak
'The British people have had enough of experts.'

General Lord Dannatt, former chief of the general staff: “Electoral opportunism...The costs of this would be considerable in terms of trainers and infrastructure. This task cannot just be imposed on the armed forces.' @RishiSunak 'The British people have had enough of experts.'
account_circle
Alethea Bernard(@Tush27J) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No Rishi. The Tories need to be held accountable for 14 yrs of cruelty.
Tories have squandered £100 Bn+ of taxpayers' money under your so-called 'expertise'.
Sh*t in our rivers.
Record homelessness.
4.3 million children in poverty.
Etc etc etc

account_circle
Marcus Chown(@marcuschown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Top Tip for Rishi Sunak: if you stop lying and trying to con the public for 24 hours, your electoral campaign might not be quite as disastrous.

Try it.

I mean nothing else is working for you.

account_circle
Mark Stacey(@VintiquesMark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The nerve of this man, remember who broke our country for decades because he thought farage & brexit party were a threat to him winning, he did, we lost & walked away& sold himself to China, Grensill, etc so shove your plans, 14 yrs if failure

account_circle
Carol Vorderman(@carolvorders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You may have seen this: a former master at Eton has written saying

Eton's pupils 'should be saved from the sense of privilege, entitlement & omniscience that can produce alumnii such as Boris Johnson, Rees Mogg & Kwasi Kwarteng ...and thereby damage a country's very fabric'

1/2

You may have seen this: a former master at Eton has written saying Eton's pupils 'should be saved from the sense of privilege, entitlement & omniscience that can produce alumnii such as Boris Johnson, Rees Mogg & Kwasi Kwarteng ...and thereby damage a country's very fabric' 1/2
account_circle
Marcus Chown(@marcuschown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It pisses me off people calling the NHS a religion. It’s evidence based. The cheapest way to deliver healthcare - less than half cost of fhe US insurance system. In 2010, before the Tories, it was ranked the fairest, most efficient & cost-effective healthcare system in the world

It pisses me off people calling the NHS a religion. It’s evidence based. The cheapest way to deliver healthcare - less than half cost of fhe US insurance system. In 2010, before the Tories, it was ranked the fairest, most efficient & cost-effective healthcare system in the world
account_circle
Marcus Chown(@marcuschown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I walk around London and see beggars outside shops, people sleeping in doorways, tent cities everywhere… and I think of what Sunak, Cameron and their friends have done to us in the past 14 years and how well-fed and satisfied with themselves they look.

I walk around London and see beggars outside shops, people sleeping in doorways, tent cities everywhere… and I think of what Sunak, Cameron and their friends have done to us in the past 14 years and how well-fed and satisfied with themselves they look.
account_circle
Marcus Chown(@marcuschown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

~8 million on NHS waiting lists, the extreme difficulty of getting an NHS GP appointment or NHS dental appointment etc etc… would indicate that the Tories (and their LibDem collaborators during Coalition) have run our NHS into the ground over the past 14 years.

account_circle
Alethea Bernard(@Tush27J) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Winchester College, and Eton College
You owe the country a huge apology. and I think taxpayers need a refund. The bloody nitwits produced that went on to become PM is very disturbing. Example below.

Dear Winchester College, and Eton College You owe the country a huge apology. and I think taxpayers need a refund. The bloody nitwits produced that went on to become PM is very disturbing. Example below. #BBCLauraK #GeneralElection
account_circle
RS Archer(@archer_rs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

EU President Ursula von der Leyen confirms the UK is welcome back as a member and looks forward to working with the new incoming British Government.

One step closer to the end of Brexit and the UK retaking its place at the heart of Europe.

account_circle