I make things waaaaaaaay to obvious. But I’m not sorry about it

I literally washed my hands and put a DROP of water on my phone. Now the home button doesn’t work. #waterproof

Hope y’all know how to swim 🌊

Me: shipping was $20.98 Customer: WOW you’re charging me shipping? I’m never coming back Me:

Sometimes I HATE indiana. Sometimes I LOVE Indiana.

If someone can’t make time for you, why make time for them?

my parents are such goofs they drove out to the backroads so my dad could play the cows the songs he’s been learning on the saxophone pt.1

Omw home from work I flipped off and honked my horn to a car, thinking it was an old friend....... it was an old lady 🤭

-Money In the grave- by drake is a mood

For a party that associates itself with Christianity to say it is okay to suggest that God would smile on the division of families at the hands of federal agents, that God would condone putting children in cages, has lost all claim to ever use religious language. #DemDebate

If my coworkers can’t understand the customers. Their is a 99.99% chance they will transfer them to me and assume it’s Spanish.

Now would be a great time for Adrian Wojnarowski to post a fake trade. Just to scare nba fans

Send me your cc info for a chance to win free subway for life😛. Don’t miss this once in a life time opportunity.

Damn it sure is nice catching up w someone :)

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life but that’s okay bc apparently neither does anyone else.

If you don’t agree with something Do: Discuss it and have a civilized debate on the topic. Don’t: Be stubborn and think you’re right ALL the time. YES. IT’S. THAT. SIMPLE.

Anybody else function better with a little alcohol? Or is that just me?