I hope Rihanna appreciates how much football I watched so I wouldn't miss her show

I just get so sad when I buy snacks and then I eat them all

no man has ever made me want to throw up more than Cole Mitchell Sprouse

sometimes I act a certain way that makes me realize my middle school friends were on to something when they said I was annoying

I want a pair of juicy couture velour track pants that say "everything I do hot and valid" across the ass

geriatric chihuahuas are my favorite dog breed

life gets so much better once you start just planning to be late

the great thing about having a boyfriend is I'm guaranteed one like on every tweet

when my little brother was very little he was enrique iglesias's biggest fan and because of that I hate enrique iglesias with my entire heart for no reason besides my little brother being so punchable when he would sing "bailando"

next time you meet a toddler that bites just remember that they've got more teeth in their skull than any adult in the room

Reminder that something like 12 *hours* worth of the NYPD budget would fund the libraries fully for the year.

omg I'm really going to have to keep talking my entire life??? somebody stop me???

modern family is like if the Sims was a TV show

this picture if me as a kid 🤝 tom kitten

I'm gonna say something controversial. I'm not actually a soup girl. I've just been appropriating soup girl culture because I thought it was cute. I think I just like soup the average to below average amount. I'm sorry to everyone I hurt.

girl dinner

the Mythbuster with the hat has lived such a rich and fulfilling life, I'm really jealous of him

I bring a certain "do you guys ever think about dying?" energy to the function