zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣 ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.

Cumming in my shorts or cumming to those Jorts. The never ending question

Finished my sem,finished my 4 day break! Now time to crack open next sem! Ya'll be hearing lots about neo conservatives and scripts, two scripts specifically, epi olmec and aztec.

I may get the opportunity to go to both VA and National level anti-abortion rallies. Going to be doing a comparitive study on trans reactionism and cis reactionism in how both groups frame anti-abortion rhetoric. Had a great time yesterday at Polidemos! With Dr. Tebaldi

I'm attending the Pillar 2 event UCSB tomorrow and idk if I'm actually allowed to, like I'm not even going to Sb I'm hoping to go to UVA. Hell I'm an undergraduate ... is this problematic? #University #college twitter tell me.

I fucking love phonological discourse, like what y'all doin in your funky goofy enclosure over there?

My life is falling apart and I only have linguistics to blame Journal of Linguistics #Morphology #umw #Homework

This gives me joy

Wtf is my Twitter feed

she must think she’s one of the “good ones”… honey they’re laughing at you and using you

#LinguisticPiracy

Kinda getring tired of Twitter, might just stick to phonology discourse ... no more politics just mouth <sees sociophonetics as a subject> No more life, only eep forever.

So, I went on Twitter when I should be sleeping which was a mistake ... but to bring some positivity into this world yall should go follow Dr. Tebaldi and the people at the California school. They're pretty cool I say in a completely unbias manner. Definitely no bias here ...

As we should

Thank you to the person who likes all of my linguistic posts, you know who you are. Idk why you do it but you're a real trooper.