i wish i could sleep in the shower as the hot water just pours down on me

There ain’t no way my Uber Eats driver is on a bike. Better be a mf MOTORCYCLE

Not even being dramatic when I say netflix owes everything to these women. They literally would not exist in the context that they do without them.

I hope the parents of my past friends are healthy and happy🥹

how I look when I'm about to crash out

I absolutely hate being micromanaged so I’m dreading working w this supervisor tonight 😩👎🏼

Please date sweet men. Please date men who respect you in anger. Please date men who are soft spoken. Please date men who are patient with you. Please date men who respect their own bodies. Please date men that are kind to your soul. Please date men who have self-control

The way he spoke the words while looking into her eyes, and asked if she was ready before kneeling to give her the ring. He knows his person. It wasn't just a proposal. It was a proposal FOR HER.

Gotta pack for a two month trip 🙃👍🏽

“you take everything as a joke” me:

You Broke bastard!!!

they passed that fuck ass bill I promise ain’t shit to celebrate tmrw

happy girlfriends day to my girls that have always uplifted me, supported, cherished and loved meeee. may our bond last forever and more! my shaylas 🫶🏽💕

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

y'all say communication is key but what about comprehension???? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHERE DF IM COMING FROM???

The Bible also says Satan intentionally misquotes scripture to trick leaders into serving him instead of God