Staggering levels of brass-neckery. I can’t recall anyone begging for the book to be launched at them so desperately. #crookedhouse bbc.com/news/articles/…

So @thehuwedwards was treated so badly he’s had to leave his job for his health after no crime was committed. Dropped like corporate detritus. Ironically the Beeb is also wondering why so many workers are presently ill: bbc.co.uk/news/health-68… I guess it’s a mystery

Ooops 😬

Double oops!

Another tax rising…

Alcazar is the half time act! Marvellous! #Eurovision2024

The Reform 13 in the exit polls - do they include candidates currently projected to win but already sacked for racism - like Robert Lomas in Barnsley North who said Black people were “lazy … savages”? Or would he count as an independent?

Could we have a medic to Miss Keunsberg please? She appears to have swallowed a wasp.

Liz Truss loses her seat. According to a Tory spokesperson, “she’s really lettuce down.” #GeneralElection2024

Fulham still unbeaten under the new Labour Government.

From an apparently reputable source. Let’s hope the end of the lollipop is approaching. Because when the Russian military can no longer fight the Ukrainians, they’ll look higher up for a target, before they, themselves, accidentally fall out of a window.

Randy does it again!

Never even liked tennis anyway.

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

The New Model Army, and the Commonwealth, headed by Leo McKern…🧐

Hey Fitbit Support I bought an Inspire 3 to check my SPO2 percentage, and couldn’t get it to work. I figured I had it set up wrongly. I went on holiday to France. It worked fine. Got home, it died, 3 weeks later in Spain, guess what? It’s working again. Why?

"I began to see signs of woeful and worrying qualities in this Musk man." Stephen Fry explains to Andrew Marr why he left Twitter.

Just watching Tales From the Green Valley, part of the BBC ’s Historic Farm Series (with @AlexJLanglands , Ruth Goodman, and Peter Ginn), and i’m always surprised that the only period not covered was the Agricultural Revolution.

Can’t help myself…