. . .god, I hate vought.

he’s got a puppy. it’ll distract her!

does she want to hold him? his name mr. noodler.

he’s just going to gently hand the puppy over to her. “ just a warning, he loves to give kisses. “

he has a puppy. his name is mr. noodler. he is HIS FURRY SMOL.

he laughs, watching as his puppy tries to lick her. dogs have always been a weakness of his. “ on purpose? maybe. you looked like you could use some puppy love. “

oh. but I still hate vought.

he chuckled as he watched his puppy’s tail wag at such a fast rate. he was definitely happy! “ it seems to be working, he’s taken a liking to you. “

“ I can alter my dna and structure to mimic other lifeforms. I can also possess them if need be, but only if I’m too weak to create my own form. “

/ I JUST FUCKING WHEEZED

“ if anything happens to my puppy, I’ll go john wick on your ass. “

What would you call him ❤😘

/ twitter s worded @DlSPENSEROFDUES?

/ I can’t tag your old account, that’s why I tagged this one.

eden: I am a totally serious person! also eden:

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“ I was in charge of the project, boss. I got bored, and plus cars are cool! “

“ I took a sabbatical. sorry about that. “

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