My deepest fear is pronouncing Huawei in public 😂😂😂

"Nikimaliza form 4 nitaweka dredi before niingie Campus.." KMTC:😂💔

Nothing humbles a lawyer faster than their own landlord sending them a poorly drafted tenancy agreement and asking for their signature.

Nilimtext 'I want to know you' akasema 'Who doesn't?'😭

Lawyers don't enjoy courtroom movies. They spend the runtime identifying procedural errors.

Kila mtu tu " My mum is the best" Aje sasa na basi hawa secretary roho chafu ni mama ya kina nani.

Very soon LSK watasema you cannot marry a non-advocate. Itabidi tunaenda date na practising certificate.

Same As Mudavadi’s Role In Government

Bro ananiambia amebag a Muslim babe kumbe ni wale Waislamu waluya smh.

Me greeting kids everywhere I go "sasa,unaitwa nani?"

President Ruto abducted 83 year old Dr. Obwaka of Nairobi Hospital on 14th March 2026, locked him up for two nights and took him to court on a fabricated case in an effort to steal the ownership of the hospital. Never forget that.

This statement is written in English but sounds swahilish

*"She has a new born baby Others: Congratulations! Me: (Calculating), Dec.. Nov.. Oct... Oh so she did it in March

Wife: I lost the car key again. Husband: It’s in your jeans. Wife: Don’t drag my family into this. Husband:

Teacher: uko na chapati nne nikichukua zote,utabaki na gapi? Me: nitabaki na njaa mwalimu

MNYIKA "so help me god" God:

The Magistrate isn't around today, all cases will be adjourned! Remandees. Complainants

When you go to a lying competition then you meet Ruto as your opponent 😭😭

Just came to conclusion that Krest soda is made to punish people who arrive late at events 😳🌚

Eugene wamalwa hukaa kama amefungia kicheko