Next week has been exhausting.

Your mum in the 90s: Go on, show your dad how your shoes light up You:

I can't land this plane and my enemies are after me get that head of live up immediately ♥️

New Twitter sub-genre just dropped: brand new cars getting moved up by storms. The upside to the climate crisis we all need 🙌🏻

Scenario: A man says he’s taking a pill just to clap cheeks (shock horror men lie), fast forward 9months and you’ve got his baby and he’s no where to be seen. Wyd.

A lot of people in this don't know much about the Secret Ingredient Here's my fraud boi starter pack 🧵

It's remarkable that I can say the current party of government includes a child molester, multiple law breakers, apologists for law breaking and wretched cowards, and not worry about the laws of libel, because I'm simply being accurate.

The turkeys voted for Christmas. GE now. EU referendum now. Let's just agree not to talk about the last 6y

not to get political but a man has to be a little ugly to be truly hot

Haven't seen any "streets won't forget X Adel Taarabt" content in a while...hope both he and the streets are alright xx

Maliks house when he tries load up GTA6 on his p4

"hey grandpa, watch this"

"I landed prison roof, stay alive"

been making some NFTs.... just waiting for the blue tick to go live. Are you ready anon.

Happy #halvening to NFTaylorSwifts and NFTaylorSwifts only