cant wait for jkr to croak so her grave can become a new gender-neutral bathroom

luv when you talk to someone about saturn devouring his son and they’re immediately like omg did you know the original had a big cock? like hell yes i did brother. let’s kiss.

they need to make those short little plaid skirts for men

trans women are so much better at music than trans men. trans dudes will show a song they wrote for 3 years and it sounds like pure shit and a trans woman will be like “hehe listen to this lil thing i threw together in 15 minutes” and it’s the sickest beat you’ve ever heard

jkr croak already challenge i have awful diarrhea and i would love to leave a present on your grave

BREAKING NEWS … Heterosexual people are NO LONGER allowed to DONATE BLOOD. It’s only gays now

literally me when my drinky reaches thermal equilibrium

maybe 2023 will be my year

asami is playing with a chicken nugget and im trapped under ruslan & my back is thrown out. i hope she enjoys it

J.K. Rowling Oh my god, SHUT UP

cant wait for the trans revolution to guillotine jk rowling

people really will decide they want a dog and pick the ass ugliest white rat dog with half its face covered in eye boogers and be like ohhh this is my beautiful baby 😍😍 like no maam that is a monstrosity under god

i think employees should be able to beat the shit out of customers