I love when my uber driver and I both shut the fuck up for a full ride

the final stage of any meme’s life cycle is landing on these accounts

Saif Ali khan can make F1 but can Brad Pitt make Tara Rum Pum

It is so difficult to be a fruit lover in this economy

Nobody has a harder name than Yves Saint Laurent

The kind of girl whose death could make you forget your own life

life lately is just a loop between chatpata khaane ki talab and meetha khaane ki talab

The kind of woman you can pretend to be a poor person for even if you’re a big billionaire just because she likes humble men.

When Dad suddenly enters my room at 3 a.m Me :

i wish she had put her phone on silent

What makes Mumbai shady bars so iconic is that they play banger Bollywood music while you’re sipping on alcohol at 2 am

just tried black coffee no sugar no milk and i'm sure whoever claims to enjoy this is either lying about liking it or lying about having a soul

Turns out I wasn't sad or low. Just lacked Vit B12. A total game changer. 😌

we all should start including hindi idioms in our regular vocabulary cause you can just tell mfs NAACH NA JAANE AANGAN TEDHA and go about your day

he looks like the word mayonnaise i can’t explain why

i loveeeeee ppl who story spam on their insta acc with reels and stuff

Funny we all kept saying lowkey instead of highkey. Maybe because we’re afraid to express what we really feel

Whenever I compliment a woman and they ignore me I feel like a molester and go stand in a corner for 35 minutes to punish my pervert self