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ㅤ “ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙉. ㅤ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ㅤ𝘐 𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝘺𝘰𝘶, ㅤ ㅤ𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀 ㅤ𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺. ” ㅤ— 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 #𝑉𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑠. ㅤ

❝𝐈 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐧.❞ ❰ #DCRP | #MVRP ❱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. sʜɪᴘs/ᴄʜᴇᴍ. ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ & sʟs

˖⋆࿐໋₊ ،، ;̳̿͟͞; 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐄 （𝖫𝖠𝖳𝖤𝖲𝖳 𝖴𝖯𝖣𝖠𝖳𝖤：𝟤𝟣𝟣𝟤．𝟢𝟪．𝟢𝟨） 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐃: 𝖵𝟣 (⋋ 𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝓢𝙪𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝓜𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 ⋌)

ᅠ ᅠ ‘ ༚ 𖤍 ˚ '𝕬𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 ⠀ 𝕾EALED ⠀ IN MARRIAGE ⠀ HOLD ⠀ GREAT ⠀ 𝖂𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓。⠀ THE ⠀ VOWS ⠀ CAN ⠀ BE ⠀ CRUSHING 、 ⠀ AND ⠀ THE ⠀ BURDEN ⠀ OF ⠀ ❪ 𝑴͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬͟𝑫͟ ❫ ⠀ LIFE ⠀CAN ⠀ BE ⠀ HEAVY ⠀ TO ⠀ 𝐁𝙴𝙰𝚁。 ⚔️ ．༉ ᅠ ᅠ

⠀ ❝ Ya think 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻'𝘀 got a really, hardly-used, hyper-specific tool in that belt of his? You think he prefixes it with the word "bat?" I'm gonna start listing off possibilities... Bat-jump rope. Bat-clippers. Bat-crucifix. Bat-fryer. Bat-mittens... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ I'm just as surprised as you are! ❞ A roof turbine grinds to a halt as a head seeps out of it. ❝ How'd you know I was here? Has Batman been teaching you lessons? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ Staking out, obviously. I figure a rooftop ornament would be less obvious than a winged viking with a mace. ❞ Shape molds from the turbine to human. ❝ At least I smell 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥. You've any idea how hard it is to find deodorant that can cooperate with my body? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ I GOT it, the bat-plastic-man-shut-uppener. Sounds like a real handy device for this situation... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ I carry the fresh, pine smell of justice. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ Oh 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯 Bats, the only thing you're killing here is a sense of humor. ❞ ⠀

⠀ Extending an arm up, taking a whiff of himself. It smells like a ken doll went running through a field of burning napalm. ❝ Smells fresh to me! It's a patented Plastic Man deodorant, conventional stuff doesn't cooperate with my skin type. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵... is one of the reasons. But! It is a very, very minor reason as to why I joined the League. You of all people should know the main reasons why i'm here to begin with. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ I 𝘤𝘢𝘯 melt (voluntarily), i'm 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯, and yes, I do! I have a regular fitness routine that looks like this! ❞ Plastic Man flexed his muscles, his body morphing into that of a professional bodybuilder. ❝ See that? That's a 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦 pack. ❞ ⠀