If only the luau will accept food stamps 😩

Mom: Please make great choices! Me: say less…

It’ll only take a minute if you wait till the last minute.

When she washed your cloths at 5am! Bro where has this women been all my life 🫣

My vape is like my security blanket!

Y’all need a Jackie in ur life! But not my Jackie! Bro she was willing to pay my bar tab last night n even bought dinner!

I’m a bad mf, covid and the flu couldn’t kill my ass! But this insulin n drinking problem is close to. But that’s a worry for a different day!

A girl that gives both best friend and wifey vibes is super rare to find

Shit if being drunk with the guys is a dangerous act for TikTok, I guess the world doesn’t wanna know what we consider dangerous! #FEWB randy @Qulee3 Jake Rhyner

How tweet it is 75 million

The Astros cheated once and came back around better, I can too baby, please take me back

It’s all fun and games having the fast truck of the friend group till dps shows up.

Bro!!! My gf just got me the new Xbox!!

Be different don’t spend $100 on roses just give her a bouquet of Mesquite branches!

Kingsville nvv

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night shift workers when they see the time go back an hour