kinda underwhelmed by the new Jessie Ware 😕 lacks the punch of her last two disco projects, will sound good in an asda I guess though

Agnes honey what are we doing here

why does he look like a gerudo princess

Briar blush is the Colton of drag race I’m sorry

I think about this Reddit post regularly

talking to this dl guy on sniffies and being like yeah bro while I’m lying on my couch watching lady gaga music videos

I have no idea how these Grammys voters can decide between Gaga, Benito, and Kendrick each with an album huge in its own cultural sphere but it’s truly apples to oranges to bananas

eqx wburg feels like the unofficial wrecked preparty rn

never change, homosexuals

Ok so maybe not grocery shopping before this snowstorm was a bad idea

Are New Yorkers allergic to being in the middle of the train car??? Like MOVE IN and make room

I know this is fake but the idea of Sheryl Lee Ralph blowing up Sabrina Carpenter with a bazooka has me uncontrollably giggling

why did he kinda eat with this clapback 😭😭😭😭

Mamdani doing what most men on Grindr can’t

every time I read something about n*cki becoming more and more M*GA I just get va va voom stuck in my head 😔

can’t stop saying “the wig is heavier than the weights”

that whiplash sound effect before the drop would legitimately wake me from a coma

his signature looks like the EKG of someone going into cardiac arrest

this whole Nicki turning MAGA thing has got Va Va Voom stuck in my head nonstop the last few days 😩

I know she’s busy af and will have JUST landed from Japan but god I really hope it’s not something recycled from the mayhem ball