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That dog didn't donate shit. He has no capacity to consent to the procedure. They stole blood from that dog, sir

I actually read this book a few months ago but I shook my head the whole time to make sure my cats knew I disagreed with it

You can’t make good emo anymore. We Lost the recipe. All the guys that were primed to start good emo bands now hop on steroids at 19 and post all day about wanting to start a holy war in Idaho.

Losing an hour on international women’s day weekend. Naw that don’t sit right with me

She doesn’t know a damn thing

once i learn how to cope with very minor challenges it’s over for you bitches

I love how Subway just gave up on making edible sandwiches and now just produces long food

Man, if they were clearly "incognito," PRETEND YOU DON'T SEE THEM. Is this really such an important story that you can't risk getting scooped by having some decency towards some people who are apparently going through it? I would do a Britney

Saw an HVAC unit that had “REZNOR” branding and thought “ha-ha, wouldn’t it be funny if Trent Reznor was an HVAC nepo kid whose industrial sound was inspired by high-output air conditioning units”… turns out this is absolutely true

Don't like seeing all their legs

A century cannot be 190 years, historians need to be stopped.

I have learned there's a person on the current season of Love Island who keeps using the term "escape goat" to refer to a kind of exit strategy, like a goat that you hop on and ride out of a difficult situation. Not sure why everyone isn't talking about this

Once again raising the eternal question, can one be both wifey and brat

"I amend my statement, the opiate of the masses is whatever this shit is"

Lindsay Lohan is such an inspiration to me. She is proof that there is life after you try to kidnap a Syrian refugee’s child on the streets of Paris and get punched by the child’s mom on Instagram live