Thank God say I watch Nat Geo Wild, if not how I for take Dey understand some of una behaviors.

Daughters that cannot differentiate between coma and comma needs education. Not a man.

Who lose me no lose anything o Infact na God save you

“I’ve never seen you angry!!” No see am o Abeg, cause u no go believe wetin ur eye go see

to do list: - get money. - disappear.

I don’t know if it’s weird but I’ve never had a problem with people not checking up on me, I honestly couldn’t be bothered.

Your size fit later change no cut that coat to your size leave am

Peace & USDT be unto me

Life hack: It's good for your mental health to always have someone that is always happy to see you. If you don't have someone, get a pet that is always excited to see you. You need to feel what it means to matter.

it all works out on a random tuesday

Omo be like I go speak up oo.. coz if this man kpai , coz I no fit afford anybody burial like this.. School fees I never pay Money I no get Now dem de call me from house say my old man dey down.. he never waka since 1 week and there's a possibility he might need surgery.

this is the part of my story where I win and then win again, and again, and again.

"nor put me for talk!" a grammatical masterpiece

istg, it is this year.

First of all alhamdulilahi, secondly wahala dey o

There’s not a single thing I want more in life than to leave Nigeria. I want it with my entire being. With my body and soul.

a moving gambler will surely meet his grand audit.

idk, i just have this crazy faith that everything is gonna work out for me

No go enter commotion because of motion.