That's.... interesting.

//why is this such a mood

hmm.

I have, perhaps, returned from the underworld.

Just because you got me out of a centuries-long house arrest?!?!?!??! ....fine.

To be fair, your average underworld resident's blood tastes and FEELS gross, so thank you, good sir, for not doing that.

To be fair, it is very difficult for either of us to... not be alive.

I honestly thought you already moved in?? I saw luggage by the door the other day, arE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE PEOPLE SQUATTING?

does an overly dramatic bow. Glad I could be of some entertainment.

did…. did you negotiate my freedom so you could have… a gYM BUDDY?

Is it too late to decorate the castle--

oh my god, it's true, isn't it?

You’re changing the subject bUT you’re right. Shall we go skiing?

Merry Christmas, everyone c:

( chan releasing an mv that’s SO IN LINE with Carr’s backstory as soon as I switch fcs from him IS SO DIABOLICAL IM GOING TO HIT SMTH)

Happy New Year, everyone! Another year to be the most annoying old man you know heh

Now someone tell me why a post-match interview for pro wrestling just mADE ME CRY

I keep forgetting that I'm allowed to show myself in actual public again--