Weds 8/1. New show at Helium. Come out.

I’m featuring at Helium this week. 5 shows...come out!!! …ffalo-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/events/23944?e…

I wonder if the Bills feel this way when I bomb #BuffaloBills #BillsMafia

This weekend in St Catherines...showtimecomedy.com

Comedy Death Match tomorrow night 9/19 Helium Comedy BUF with your host Dan Mahoney. DM for tix

.Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI brought big-time laughs last night! 4 more chances to catch him this weekend! Grab your tickets here: bit.ly/2CG7Euk

No clue what my hand is doing but I’ve got 2 more shows with this sassiness tonight in Buffalo. #ViewsFromTheCisTour

Dan Mahoney

Everything’s bigger in Texas...even bad decisions #Midterm2018 #TexasVotes #BetoForTexas #losewithcruz

Grateful for the service of George Herbert Walker Bush, despite my political ideology, he was a dignified statesman. I’m grateful for Netflix so when Trump dies I won’t have to watch that garbage. #RIP41 #whatadifference4makes

7 minute sample in St Catherines, ONT: youtu.be/hLbK0f0G24Q?a via YouTube

Whitesnake is performing at the casino but my wife doesn’t wanna go so here I go again on my own.

Who’s more desperate...LinkedIn or SiriusXM? Asking for my trash folder

2nd show added!! Call today and reserve seats. It’s going to be a barn burner #standupcomedy

Ever fake a phone call to avoid small talk with neighbors? Yea me neither.

Driving by a school bus on the freeway going 80 while texting is fine but if you’re texting at a red light and the light turns green...and I’m behind you! #donttextanddrive

When the answer to a simple question begins with, “Omg funny story...” I know to strap in for a real knee slapper.

My city of Buffalo side street is like a spider web, cars foolish enough to drive down it are fateful flies. No rush plows, finish your sub.

Check out my countdown: BUF @ LAR countdownclock.net/countdown?t=16…