2 days into meditation. In order to devote myself to it entirely, I have skipped sleep.

I think I’m seeing the light.

Professor. I need to learn how to move faster than light.

I was not invited——!? ... My heart aches, but I suppose it cannot be avoided. I am less of a 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 and cannot even navigate myself around the system of the popular simulation game series Fire Emblem. 😔

When will I become a true gamer...

I only wanted to shuffle the cards, Felix. I never meant to disrespect the deck.

// WHAT THE FUCK TECKIE

[stands up] Chivalry.

I can’t picture myself with a child. (No child deserves to have me as a father.)

[pensively] party rock is in the house tonight

mating season... more offsprings... more people... 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞...

I cannot split my head... I have once again let Felix down. 😔

Professor. 😔

One day, Felix will invite me over for Smash. 😔

Felix, does it bother you that I’m in Smash but you’re not?