me trying to remember the last thing I said on snapchat

Another big congratulations to senior Betsy Patterson, our new Ouachita Homecoming Queen!

Trying to cram 4 hours of homework in 1 because I have the time management skills of a carrot

For my fantasy football punishment, I will be attempting the Waffle House challenge. I must stay in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle I eat, an hour is subtracted from my sentence. Please join me on this journey.

"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

Surprise! From the Baker family to yours. We are all in this together. ❤️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #wearefamily Help feed families with us: bit.ly/3bs76Gk @NoKidHungry

While we'd hoped to host Tiger Tunes on campus this fall, we are unable to do so due to CDC & ADH guidelines. We do plan to have Tunes this spring if possible. Check out this video about Tiger Tunes REWIND coming to a screen near you October 3! youtu.be/8yWyeQEdQVg

we should start a movement of college students recording all their courses on Zoom so we can just post it all in a google drive and give higher education to the people

got catcalled while pumping gas. after i ignored him, the old karen at the pump beside me walked over & tapped me on the shoulder (during a pandemic) to let me know the man ‘over there’ was trying to compliment me i’m—