yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

I want ALL my friends to know that if you are ever in a situation like this please do not hesitate to come to me. I will drop everything to get you out of a bad situation.

idk what they put in this year’s strain of seasonal depression but this shit is hitting like never before

I’m most thankful for the ability to Macarena to any song

Who parked their cats?

I wish I was a steamed cauliflower

i fucking love the sun. warm me up baby. light up my world

“Yeah I call his fiancé his ex-girlfriend because she’s not his girlfriend anymore”

no way

This is our house! Be loud tonight 🙏🏽

Two players remain from the 2013/2014 Milwaukee Bucks team that had the worst record in the NBA. The two guys that had the worst overall rating in the league on NBA2K14.

😭

Imma Island Boiii Just Tryin To Make It

New year, same me 👌🏾🥳🎉

Started a trend 😂😂

#NewProfilePic Snoop Dogg

Don’t let the media distract you from the fact that they did not give Jordan Love a turkey leg last year