Who's around shipping this ?

I wish you were as handy. [Sighs, sadly.]

Do you know how to use it?

So prove it.

Out here, I– [Wiggles out of those pants. They're tight. Give him a minute.]

Just don't bite me. [Recollects a few short hours ago when the youngest doppelgänger bite his finger and he's a little hesitant.] ... You're not gonna bite it, are you?

Error404

Holy shit. My girlfriend came back.

Notice how I still call her my girlfriend even though that hasn't been a thing for a while.

Stop.

Her face when she sees the stump.

Best one yet.

I can't leave you alone for five minutes.

You don't need that loser.

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Guys, she loves me. She really loves me.

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