// dwyer voted worst friend bc he killed them all

// fuck, i cried again x.com/surpriseduet/s…

// you are welcome. x.com/MirthfulMare/s…

// i wasn't prepared to come back to so many feels x.com/NohrianMelodie…

// thievery

Sees Iago. "Ah, there's that motherfucker."

"...I'm about to stab that fool." oh, that's a knife he's got there

"I could. ...I highly doubt you'd be missed much." He starts flipping the knife up into the air and catching it. Who knew he was that talented? "Besides, it's my duty to take out the trash..."

"You never seem to be there for her, honestly... It might be cruel, but I feel as if I'm doing her a service." He... He probably won't actually do it, right?

"...Oh good, I didn't want to clean up the mess." Aaaaaaaaaaand he's gonna just go take a nap.

"Mmn... I've been asleep for a while, it seems."

"...I sleep in for a while and chaos ensues in my absence." He sighed quietly, shaking his head.