I think I have worse insomnia now that I’m postpartum than I ever did when I was pregnant

Today is just really not the fucking dayyyy I am so weepy and I hate everyone

Having a baby that puts herself to sleep is elite… ever since we got home from my parents she puts herself to sleep by 730 and sleeps till 830/9 the next morning 🤗

Someone decided to barely nap yesterday and ended up falling asleep during dinner so now we’re wide awake except I have insomnia and didn’t fall asleep till 1 🙃 I’m gonna cry

Two nights in a row Alora has slept 630p-830a only getting up once at 530a to eat and go back to sleep 👏🏼👏🏼

Spending 45 mins rocking your child back to sleep (cause she thinks it’s party time when dad does it) when you have to pee SUCKS. THATS it, that’s the tweet.

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Baby napping ☑️ Time to get cracking on my research paper ☑️

This girl just coughed and ripped asssssss and then looked right up at me like “I’m still cute wtf you lookin at lady???”

My baby who normally sleeps in between 8-9 every day decided to wake up at 6 am and smack me around until I put shrek on 😵‍💫 guess I’ll be getting some homework done

If any new mamas are wondering if Momcozy products are worth it, they are. And customer service is immaculate. My sterilizer/dryer stopped working and they’re sending me a new one free of charge. 😌

I tried to get Gavin to pick the grinch Christmas sweater this year because Alora has grinch bell bottomed overalls for Christmas. He chose pikachu 😐

Biggest flex of my marriage is turning my husband into a lover of new girl 🤣

Just wondering if Disney Dreamlight Valley is going to ever fix the glitch where the game lags while catching snippets if you enter any building in storybook vale 🥲