DO IT TRUMP

BREAKING: First images allegedly shows the shooter in custody following the incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

🚨 BREAKING: The WHCA Dinner shooter has reportedly been identified as 31 year old Cole Allen of Torrance, CA, LE sources tell Karol Markowicz Allen is in CUSTODY. And he was apparently a “teacher of the month” in December 2024. We have a HUGE issue with radicalized teachers.

The shooter is a he/him communist part-time teacher from LA.

Trump just rubbing salt in the wounds, imagine failing this badly and then getting a picture of you eating carpet posted by the president.

May God’s protection be with you.

You missed. Again.

>woke left >woke right >both sides are just 80IQ women 😔

"Why are they serving nothingburgers?"

I was in a blind spot last night I so couldn’t see clips of the kerskuffle until now and am getting caught up. The range of reaction is rather fun. RFK: “A day that ends in Y for me.” Miller: [protecc mate & baby instinct activated] Hegseth: “I want his head on a platter…”

Michael Tracey drunkenly pacing outside the Hampton Inn screaming "Acosta! Acosta!" like Achilles calling for Hector outside the walls of Troy.

This is the most Reddit manifesto I’ve ever read

Negotiations must be going horrifically if they’re calling me

So apparently the would-be assassin wrote a post saying the precious assassination attempt on Trump was fake. Internet induced schizophrenia.

The Chinese conscript hearing the American national anthem before watching his commanding officers head explode:

europeans are spiritually palestinian, obsessively trying and failing to rewrite the history of a better civilization as their own. they haven’t accomplished a single thing to be proud of in over a thousand years.

well well well