〝DON'T TELL ME T' FUCK OFF, YOU LIL' SHIT! I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN 'N BEAT YER ASS TILL IT'S BLEEDIN'!!〞 x.com/trucksntiddies…

〝Fuckin' kids. . I was better off givin' birth to filthy RATS!〞

〝I gotta know what yer stupid ass is tweetin', don't I?〞 x.com/mysterioning/s…

〝. . If that's the case, I'm takin' yer fuckin' phone.〞 x.com/mysterioning/s…

〝I did. Look at yer piece-of-shit brother.〞 x.com/amaranthinefuc…

〝I'M YER MOTHER.〞 x.com/mysterioning/s…

〝BULLSHIT.〞 x.com/mysterioning/s…

〝YOU AIN'T ALLOWED.〞 x.com/mysterioning/s…

〝I'M BEATIN' YOUR ASS WITH THE BELT THE SECOND YOU STEP FOOT IN THIS HOUSE.〞 x.com/mysterioning/s…

❛ Ill see you at lunch, right? ❜ ᗰIᖇᖇOᖇEᗪ ᒪITEᖇᗩᑕY #ร૮૨เɓεσƒƭɦεα ᖇᑭS ᗩS ᗩGES 6 & 17 ᑎSᖴᗯ ᖇᑭS ᗩᖇE ᗩGEᗪ ᑌᑭ OᑎᒪY SᕼIᑭS ᗯITᕼ TᖇIᑕIᗩ TᑌᑕKEᖇ Oᖇ ᑕᕼEᗰISTᖇY ᖇETᗯEETS ᗩᑭᑭᖇEᑕIᗩTEᗪ!

〝Heard Shannon's dumbass husband's keyin' her car at night. If I caught Stuart tryin' that shit, I'd punch the livin' shit out of 'im. .〞

[Without warning, Carol slams open their bedroom door, pupils dilated with savagery as they instantly locked on her husband, Sᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ MCᴄᴏʀᴍɪᴄᴋ.] 〝OKAY, WHERE THE FUCK'D YOU PUT IT, YOU ASSHOLE?!?〞

|| The only Carol I'll ship with is. ❧┊ Ꮯαrσl ᎷcᏟσrmíck.

〝Kenny. . Get off'a Twitter 'n do your fuckin' homework.〞

〝Mah husband is better than yours.〞 [Mostly directed towards Sharon, oh.]

〝Get yer ass t' school!〞 x.com/lilmiss_crybab…

〝Better be.〞 x.com/lilmiss_crybab…

[Multicolored Easter eggs were hidden around the semi-shambled household of the McCormick's, awaiting the kids living there to hunt away in search for their various containments — M&Ms and dimes, mostly. Who could've done this? "The Easter Bunnies" — Carol and Sᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ MCᴄᴏʀᴍɪᴄᴋ.]

[Drunk and high they may be, but at their most sober moments, their children are still the light of their lives.] x.com/mamaonmeth/sta…