Mgilane is always dancing 😂😂

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

their fries too, most of their food bangs actually. 😮‍💨

I swear we switched dimensions in 2020 because life has been nonsense since then... It gets better for a bit and you begin to be hopeful for the future then some new shit pops up 😂😂😂

Listen idk the science behind this, but if you are naked and want to feel even MORE naked, just put on a pair of shoes.

Leyondoda ekushelayo ethi ayinantombi inamanga

“Calling” and “Ringing” are two different things on whatsapp call.

Unfortunately people have the right decline your Met Gala outfits no matter how they dress. You’re just not who they want and that’s okay❤️

“I didn’t force you to”, “I didn’t ask you to” is such a terrible statement to use after people have done things for you. If you “didn’t ask them to”, you should have rejected their offer from the beginning.

You skip one day, ndikwenze i jean🙏🏾

Why do Africans tell a goat all their problems, then kill it, cook it, and eat it along with all the problems they told it?

Late replies don't even bother me. As long as we are not in love or you don't owe me money, take your time.

Even if they wore a Shoprite plastic, they can still think Beyonce’s dress looked boring.

That heel positioning tells me all I need to know

I feel like people are okay with branding when it’s luxury items only. Because all these LV and Gucci items have such loud branding on the pieces but it’s Redbat and Luella where you guys draw the line?🥲

I like how on Twitter you don't have to know people to interact with them.

Making fake profiles to keep up with someone's life should get you put into a psych ward

The only thing that dims my spark is being broke. Not a man. Soon as the money’s right, I’m back like lightning.